The Life

hawtdamnsteben:

maithanhtran:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

neonpinksocks:

daltonsexacademy:

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..””

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxx

I CANNOT OMFG I AM PISSING.

I FUCKING CAN’T OH MY FUCKING GOD ADSKJFSDLFKASJF

LOOL. OH MY GOD.

I CANNOT AHAHHAHA OMFG I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHA

(via jazminetabion)